After thoroughly enjoying these videos, I sat back in my chair into a naturally placid posture and began to contemplate the specifics of minimizing my "back fat" visibility.
At the very moment of inspiration, I heard the familiar flexing of helicopter blades but at a much higher volume. And then, in a second of infinity, what could only be described as the sound of a 400 pound slinky coming down the side of the house. A man clad in black thrust his body, boots first, through my window and landed erect and menacing. He thrust out his massive gloved hand and pronounced, in a muscular monotone....."Man Card Revoked".
What was the deal with the cat sitting in front of the plate of spaghetti? Was that a mistake or was someone trying to be funny? The sound went out too, so that was wierd.
When I first saw that, I thought it was someone up here at the local station hitting the wrong button.
Whale-tail... pretty funny.
Excellent job! You were obviously very well prepared for the segments.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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After thoroughly enjoying these videos, I sat back in my chair into a naturally placid posture and began to contemplate the specifics of minimizing my "back fat" visibility.
At the very moment of inspiration, I heard the familiar flexing of helicopter blades but at a much higher volume. And then, in a second of infinity, what could only be described as the sound of a 400 pound slinky coming down the side of the house. A man clad in black thrust his body, boots first, through my window and landed erect and menacing. He thrust out his massive gloved hand and pronounced, in a muscular monotone....."Man Card Revoked".
I now sit in a pool of tears of emasculation.
What was the deal with the cat sitting in front of the plate of spaghetti? Was that a mistake or was someone trying to be funny? The sound went out too, so that was wierd.
When I first saw that, I thought it was someone up here at the local station hitting the wrong button.
Whale-tail... pretty funny.
Excellent job! You were obviously very well prepared for the segments.
What did Juliet call you... Ali Ro?
Yeah same here what was the deal with the cat.
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