You poor thing. You're in airport hell, aren't you. I know the feeling. I watched the entire 2005 Indy 500 race in a crowded airport bar in Chicago. And it wasn't even that great a race.
Do they have a couch store at the airport somewhere?
"Should bring in the violins for that scene......"
--By Yo Yo Ma (Please don't make a joke about my name by saying my mother is so fat, when she plays my cello she makes Sting look like he's playing an Ukulele in the music video for the song (EVery Breathe you take). Cuz I heard that joke many times personally and it's kinda annoying cuz it involves alot of words before understanding the point of the joke..............."
From a recent twitter I thought you wrote "My sisters are here". The thought of a gaggle (or perhaps a covey) of Rosen sisters made me smile, but I noticed my mistake.
Happy Hanukkah and/or Merry Christmas Alison. Best wishes to your family as well.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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You poor thing. You're in airport hell, aren't you. I know the feeling. I watched the entire 2005 Indy 500 race in a crowded airport bar in Chicago. And it wasn't even that great a race.
Do they have a couch store at the airport somewhere?
The Picture w/ a deep message:
"Should bring in the violins for that scene......"
--By Yo Yo Ma (Please don't make a joke about my name by saying my mother is so fat, when she plays my cello she makes Sting look like he's playing an Ukulele in the music video for the song (EVery Breathe you take). Cuz I heard that joke many times personally and it's kinda annoying cuz it involves alot of words before understanding the point of the joke..............."
From a recent twitter I thought you wrote "My sisters are here". The thought of a gaggle (or perhaps a covey) of Rosen sisters made me smile, but I noticed my mistake.
Happy Hanukkah and/or Merry Christmas Alison. Best wishes to your family as well.
Oh, I forgot to say. I really like this picture.
You look like you are checking out some guy. Or, you are looking at someone's sofa, and feeling pangs of jealousy.
Toddrod
Dude, you look "HOT" in that photo!
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