Wow - a triple underline beneath ANY. Now there's a stern warning.
One April Fools Day where I used to work, a coworker and I were going to post a sign-in/sign-out sheet on all the bathroom doors with the following message:
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"It has come to our attention that some individuals have been spending too much time in the bathroom. This has a huge impact on productivity. Therefore, we are now asking everyone to sign-in and sign-out when using the bathroom. Ideally, no single visit should take more than 6 minutes with a maximum of 3 visits per day.
Participation is REQUIRED.
Thank you, Management
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We chickened when we realized someone would take it seriously and call the president of the company and start yelling. We figured he probably had better things to do than take a call like that.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Wow - a triple underline beneath ANY. Now there's a stern warning.
One April Fools Day where I used to work, a coworker and I were going to post a sign-in/sign-out sheet on all the bathroom doors with the following message:
###############################
"It has come to our attention that some individuals have been spending too much time in the bathroom. This has a huge impact on productivity. Therefore, we are now asking everyone to sign-in and sign-out when using the bathroom. Ideally, no single visit should take more than 6 minutes with a maximum of 3 visits per day.
Participation is REQUIRED.
Thank you,
Management
###############################
We chickened when we realized someone would take it seriously and call the president of the company and start yelling. We figured he probably had better things to do than take a call like that.
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