Sunday, November 23, 2008
In the Trader Joe's bathroom
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Wow - a triple underline beneath ANY. Now there's a stern warning.
One April Fools Day where I used to work, a coworker and I were going to post a sign-in/sign-out sheet on all the bathroom doors with the following message:
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"It has come to our attention that some individuals have been spending too much time in the bathroom. This has a huge impact on productivity. Therefore, we are now asking everyone to sign-in and sign-out when using the bathroom. Ideally, no single visit should take more than 6 minutes with a maximum of 3 visits per day.
Participation is REQUIRED.
Thank you,
Management
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We chickened when we realized someone would take it seriously and call the president of the company and start yelling. We figured he probably had better things to do than take a call like that.
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