I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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It would have been funny if your dad said, "He's helping me with decorating the bathroom."
Toddrod
Quote of the doggy-sitting (as in baby sitting not puppy squashing FYI all you sensitive PETA shmucks but not including you Pamela Anderson.):
"Can I take care of that dog for a week for I love to juggle too much with my hands as I am already doing now...."
--Sarah "Country first, Blogging second" Palin
Alison: How's Tobey?
Dad: He thinks he's Fred Astaire.
For some reason that strikes me as funny.
Or how about...
Alison: How's Tobey?
Dad: He's taking an acupuncture class.
Take 3...
Alison: How's Tobey?
Dad: He watched Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Predator" last week and now he pumping iron.
I know, I'll stick to my day job.
This is going to be lame, but it just popped into my head...
"Hold me closer Tobey dancer"
I'll stop... Have a great day!
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