Sunday, June 08, 2008

Spanx

Despite the fact that I mentioned them on Fox & Friends this morning, I don't actually wear them. I don't mess with that extremely uncomfortable shit. Not saying I wouldn't ever, but just that I haven't.

Also please applaud my restraint in not writing "Spanx for the memories."

2 comments:

Don Allen said...

Well Elizabeth, Clayton sure thought you wore them!

Joe said...

I think the F&F director this morning was wearing spanx and it was cutting off the circulation to his/her brain. Every time Fox hires a new director, they must put that person on F&F to learn the ropes.

By the way, aren't those invasive x-ray machines voluntary? I mean I think people have a choice whether to be scanned by the machine or be hand-checked by a security person. I could be wrong about that. They change security procedures so often.

I still can't keep straight what's needed to travel outside the country - passport, driver's license, passport card, birth certificate, trusted traveler card (like a Nexus card), etc. It depends on where you're going and how you travel (air, ground, cruise ship). They all have different requirements. It's like they try to make it as confusing as possible.