...I think I would be more inclined to go. Then again maybe that's like how people say that if there were a gym in their building they'd actually go. Or how my parents always said that people who have swimming pools in their backyard don't actually use them. (I'd think they'd taken a scientific poll of themselves.)
Also, why must I make jokes when I'd be better off not? To wit:
me: got any assignments? [this wasn't how I said it but it was the gist]
editor guy: stay tuned, might have one coming up
me: I shall don an adult diaper and sit at my computer!
I mean really. Sometimes I think I'm understimulated and so I do things to entertain myself which are ultimately kind of destructive. For example, I just shit in my sister's shoes and ate her speakers. Now I'm jumping up on the couch.
Monday, June 09, 2008
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Hmmm my dog does the same thing, except he also bites while jumping on things.
I guess if there was a toilet in your sister's house would you be more likely to use that too? Or does that take all the fun out of it?
I know someone who's not getting a nice gift from their sister this Christmas.
Unless she wanted to buy a new pair of shoes anyway and this gives her the excuse she needs.
I suggest blaming it on Fred. Or your penguin.
Ew.. what is up with all the "poop" talk in your blogs recently? Ok, well this is the first time in a long time, but why?
Toddrod
After years of studying the theories of Pavlov, I believe your destructive behaviors are early signs of "freelance madness syndrome."
I expected this would happen but the jumping on the couch is just too soon!
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Quote of Alison's Agent: "Alison, your feces fascination is not helping with your show bookings!"
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