Sunday, June 15, 2008

I cried tonight

While watching Next Food Network Star! I don't know what's wrong with me. That piece of crap Sex and the City movie didn't pull any tears from me like it did everyone else with ovaries but this emotional roller coaster which, I might add, featured Martha Stewart tonight, did. "I don't want to be annoying," said Kelsey, through tears. And the thing is that she is annoying, but in that moment I felt for her. I, too, don't want to be annoying. Is it her fault she's really really really perky? I haven't been this caught up in a show since... I don't even know!


Joe said...

I'm probably the only person with ovaries who didn't see SATC. Maybe it's because I keep my ovaries in a jar in my medicine cabinet.

They weren't mine to begin with. A girlfriend left them here one night about 5 years ago. I found them under the couch. I figured she would come back to pick them up, but she never did. So under the law of Finders Keepers, they're now officially mine. As far as I can tell, I'm the only man in my town who has ovaries. I even tatooed my name on them in case someone steals them.

No flies on me.

Ted from Accounting said...

How's your Denise Richards show going? Every time I see a commercial for it, I'm like hey I should watch that one!

Where the heck has Michael been? He is the intellectual on this blog, Joe is the creative one and I'm...well, you know! Yeah! Comeback Michael!

Toddrod said...

I saw the Denise Richards show the other day, and turned the channel after 5 minutes. She really is cute, but Charlie Sheen?!? Ew!


P.S. BTW Ted, You left the Activity Pit? I noticed your crazy schenanigans are no more to be found.