Whheeew!! I'm giddy about hearing that. (Oh sh*t I just said giddy.) No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was concerned that Tobey was headed for a future visit on the couch of some quack having to explain his fetish of devouring his own Tobey's. Can you just imagine what kind of flash cards he would show Tobey and ask him what do you see? Oh the humanity! I'm happy though that he is progressing. Him admitting that he has a problem is the first step.
On a softer note. That was a great pic of Tobey. He looks quite content. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some light house-keeping.
duta duta duta. (That's my failed attempt to duplicate that sound they used to make on the news to give you a warning.) This just in.... We are now under a severe weather alert.. Holy shit!! sorry, it just thundered outside... violently too I might add. I'm expecting to possibly lose power soon. If so, I'm here in spirit.. I need to go make sure my cock- ateils are calm....heh, heh, heh, huh, huh...I don't even have to say it...you know what just happened....By the way, their names are Jack, and Sissy. Michael out. Fin.
Ali, just wanted you to know that I went back in time to your very first posting and I said a few words there. Nothing heavy at all. I'm just a vintage kind of guy. Not even sure you can go back and approve it. I wanted to be part of history. Yes, the theme was narcissm. So this kinda goes hand in hand. It was your 2004 thingie. Fin.
I'm glad to hear Tobey is eating fewer... ugh... you know... I was thinking though that it does help cut down on the monthly food bill. Always a bright side!
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Whheeew!! I'm giddy about hearing that. (Oh sh*t I just said giddy.) No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I was concerned that Tobey was headed for a future visit on the couch of some quack having to explain his fetish of devouring his own Tobey's. Can you just imagine what kind of flash cards he would show Tobey and ask him what do you see?
Oh the humanity! I'm happy though that he is progressing. Him admitting that he has a problem is the first step.
On a softer note. That was a great pic of Tobey. He looks quite content. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some light house-keeping.
Michael.
La.
A hint for Dad... stock up on the Mentos for the near future. Tobey may be cute but that's not puppy breath
duta duta duta. (That's my failed attempt to duplicate that sound they used to make on the news to give you a warning.) This just in.... We are now under a severe weather alert.. Holy shit!! sorry, it just thundered outside... violently too I might add. I'm expecting to possibly lose power soon. If so, I'm here in spirit.. I need to go make sure my cock-
ateils are calm....heh, heh, heh, huh, huh...I don't even have to say it...you know what just happened....By the way, their names are Jack, and Sissy. Michael out.
Fin.
Michael.
La. (Where it's about to get hectic.)
Cute!
Ali, just wanted you to know that I went back in time to your very first posting and I said a few words there. Nothing heavy at all. I'm just a vintage kind of guy. Not even sure you can go back and approve it. I wanted to be part of history. Yes, the theme was narcissm. So this kinda goes hand in hand. It was your 2004 thingie.
Fin.
Michael.
La.
I'm glad to hear Tobey is eating fewer... ugh... you know...
I was thinking though that it does help cut down on the monthly food bill. Always a bright side!
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