Ok, I’ve been behind in my Red Eye episodes so I could get caught up on The Hills finale, after show and Lauren’s season overview. Don’t you get the impression that people from OC are really stuck up and live in a fairy tale? J/K
I just watched the Red Eye episode where they had the fan on. Now that was great show! The cast was totally cool to the guy. I just wish I had been invited on the show…it would probably have gone down like this:
Julia Allison: Wow Greg...your fan guest Ted is a really hot looking guy.
Alison Rosen: Back off bitch (Bleep)!
A split screen view (Ted & Alison): Alison does the Bewitched Nose Twitch (BNT)
Suddenly Julia does a flying hair pull down on Alison while screaming “you’re stealing my mail!” A fight ensues.
Greg yells, “Go Alison!”
Andy yells, “Go Julia!”
Bill yells, “Grab some baby oil!”
Shira jumps on Ted’s lap and says, “Make it stop!”
Strangely the camera pans on Tobey and Marshmallow who are mad dogging each other.
There is total pandemonium on the Red Eye set!
I know fans…we can only hope I get invited on the show someday! Oh, and I think we all know who won the fight!
And still the reigning champion of New York Print Media….Alison “Boooooooya” Rosen!
I know this is a little late, but I forgot a few times to ask what ever happened to your friend named redacted? The name Rubella Fitzgerald made me remember that one from a while back. Well, butter your toast.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
4 comments:
Bejel Russell could be her leading man.
I don't know WTF any of that means but I'll just say Oreo!
Did you bring this rain with you?
Ok, I’ve been behind in my Red Eye episodes so I could get caught up on The Hills finale, after show and Lauren’s season overview. Don’t you get the impression that people from OC are really stuck up and live in a fairy tale? J/K
I just watched the Red Eye episode where they had the fan on. Now that was great show! The cast was totally cool to the guy. I just wish I had been invited on the show…it would probably have gone down like this:
Julia Allison: Wow Greg...your fan guest Ted is a really hot looking guy.
Alison Rosen: Back off bitch (Bleep)!
A split screen view (Ted & Alison): Alison does the Bewitched Nose Twitch (BNT)
Suddenly Julia does a flying hair pull down on Alison while screaming “you’re stealing my mail!” A fight ensues.
Greg yells, “Go Alison!”
Andy yells, “Go Julia!”
Bill yells, “Grab some baby oil!”
Shira jumps on Ted’s lap and says, “Make it stop!”
Strangely the camera pans on Tobey and Marshmallow who are mad dogging each other.
There is total pandemonium on the Red Eye set!
I know fans…we can only hope I get invited on the show someday! Oh, and I think we all know who won the fight!
And still the reigning champion of New York Print Media….Alison “Boooooooya” Rosen!
I know this is a little late, but I forgot a few times to ask what ever happened to your friend named redacted? The name Rubella Fitzgerald made me remember that one from a while back. Well, butter your toast.
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