Santa was two days late with these three presents but I have been a bad boy this year!
If these were senior year book photos, the captions would be: Photo #1 - Class Flirt, Photo #2 - Most likely to succeed, Photo #3 - Most Popular or Class Clown
I'll try to answer that for you Richie. Some of these guys may live on the West Coast, so you have a time gap there. Also, some people are night owls, and that's when they are at their prime mentally. If we were all the same it would be a boring place. That's just my theory, I could be wrong.
*Ahem*, Anyway, I thought those were very flattering pictures of you Ali. I can only imagine what grueling process you went through to pick those particluar 3. You know how you women are. No,no, don't explain.
Off topic a bit, come to think of it, there wasn't a topic, but I digress. I've been waiting to use the word touche' for a long time now. I can't seem to find the opportune moment. Let's just pretend that I did. But that really wasn't what I was going to say. My real question is, Is it too early to say what our New Year's resolution is going to be? No? Good. Here's mine. I plan on quitting smoking, and I'm going to join a Fitness Club. Yes, that's cliche', but I really plan on doing it, Honest. At least I have the best of intentions. That's what really counts right? And no, I'm not overweight. I just want to tone back up. Well, that's all I got for now. Cheerio!
Michael. Louisiana. (Home of the state flower, The Magnolia.) Which reminds me, this is where Steele Magnolias was filmed.
What about the chipmunk face you made during your holiday movie review? Kind of sent that "I like wear small animals as outerwear" message that might get you on one of those PETA commercials.
I was watching the top 100 songs of the 90's last week. Which I'm sure most of you did. But anyway, I missed a little bit of it so I don't know if I'm right here, but I didn't see the song, "mmmmm,mmmm,mmmmmm." from the Crash Test Dummies. There's no way that shouldn't have been on the list. Again, I missed some of it so it might have been, but if not, that was a great song. Should have been in at least the top ten.
Speaking of Tobey, at least we are now. I would like to have met the person that told you what it was slang for. Who in the world would know this? They HAVE to be a very interesting person. (no sarcasm intended.) I really mean it. The only weird slang that I know of is "fag", which means a cigarette. I have an inquiring mind. That's all I got for now. Stay tuned.
Michael. Louisiana. (Home of the only state that has parishes instead of counties.) We're special. You would think I worked as a tourism person but I don't.
Since it was brought up, as a triple amputee, I type these messages with one foot. It takes hours to prepare the post which drags into the late evening to send. Maybe that makes it less creepy to post in the PM without any hands...I'm not sure!
As my good friend from Louisiana likes to say, Anyhoo, my friends carried me out to Borrego Springs for some ATV action today. Really fun..weather was nice!
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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I want to kiss #1, hug # 2, and have a beer with #3.
(OK, enough wine for me.)
Chris M.
Santa was two days late with these three presents but I have been a bad boy this year!
If these were senior year book photos, the captions would be: Photo #1 - Class Flirt, Photo #2 - Most likely to succeed, Photo #3 - Most Popular or Class Clown
All that beauty and brains too! Whats with these guys leaving comments for you at 1AM? I hope they are typing with 2 hands.
Love,
Richie
I'll try to answer that for you Richie. Some of these guys may live on the West Coast, so you have a time gap there. Also, some people are night owls, and that's when they are at their prime mentally. If we were all the same it would be a boring place. That's just my theory, I could be wrong.
Michael.
La. (Home of the Whopper.)
*Ahem*, Anyway, I thought those were very flattering pictures of you Ali. I can only imagine what grueling process you went through to pick those particluar 3. You know how you women are. No,no, don't explain.
Off topic a bit, come to think of it, there wasn't a topic, but I digress. I've been waiting to use the word touche' for a long time now. I can't seem to find the opportune moment. Let's just pretend that I did. But that really wasn't what I was going to say. My real question is, Is it too early to say what our New Year's resolution is going to be? No? Good. Here's mine. I plan on quitting smoking, and I'm going to join a Fitness Club. Yes, that's cliche', but I really plan on doing it, Honest. At least I have the best of intentions. That's what really counts right? And no, I'm not overweight. I just want to tone back up. Well, that's all I got for now. Cheerio!
Michael.
Louisiana. (Home of the state flower, The Magnolia.) Which reminds me, this is where Steele Magnolias was filmed.
What about the chipmunk face you made during your holiday movie review? Kind of sent that "I like wear small animals as outerwear" message that might get you on one of those PETA commercials.
Hope you have a great New Year!
I was watching the top 100 songs of the 90's last week. Which I'm sure most of you did. But anyway, I missed a little bit of it so I don't know if I'm right here, but I didn't see the song, "mmmmm,mmmm,mmmmmm." from the Crash Test Dummies. There's no way that shouldn't have been on the list. Again, I missed some of it so it might have been, but if not, that was a great song. Should have been in at least the top ten.
Speaking of Tobey, at least we are now. I would like to have met the person that told you what it was slang for. Who in the world would know this? They HAVE to be a very interesting person. (no sarcasm intended.) I really mean it. The only weird slang that I know of is "fag", which means a cigarette.
I have an inquiring mind. That's all I got for now. Stay tuned.
Michael.
Louisiana. (Home of the only state that has parishes instead of counties.) We're special. You would think I worked as a tourism person but I don't.
Since it was brought up, as a triple amputee, I type these messages with one foot. It takes hours to prepare the post which drags into the late evening to send. Maybe that makes it less creepy to post in the PM without any hands...I'm not sure!
As my good friend from Louisiana likes to say, Anyhoo, my friends carried me out to Borrego Springs for some ATV action today. Really fun..weather was nice!
Peace out peeps!
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