Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The technical term is musophobia

Caters to the modern mouse.

If you're looking for a delightful place to go with ample seating, delicious food and mice scurrying around the patio, I recommend The Maritime Hotel. I was just there and while those in my party were of a more "Hey, it's New York, they're everywhere" kind of mindset, I'm of a more "holy crap, there's mice here they're going to crawl up my leg and then attack me even though that doesn't make sense in any way, hence the term 'phobia'" mindset. Incidentally, one of the guys in my party recently moved here from Chicago, so what does he really know when it comes to this city and our rodents? He knows about wind and pizza. And the White Sox. (Just kidding, Chicago! I'm sure you're a lovely city!)

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