I mean, not that I would ever give up being on TV–it wouldn't be fair to keep the light that is my achingly beautiful face under a bushel–but it's good to know that if I ever get mauled by a bear or even just suffer really bad acne, I would be pretty content to while away the hours on the airwaves as I did tonight on DeVore & Diana on Maxim Sirius Radio. Well, I whiled away one hour, but it was a special hour. For you, I mean.
I told Diana Falzone's cohost John DeVore that I'm in love with the "Five Signs" lists he wrote for Stuff magazine. They still crack me up like nothing else. Well, maybe not like nothing else, but I think they're hilarious.
