J.E. Howard, you are completely and utterly wrong with your assessment. I would never want to date Alison. She can't even manage to pick a sofa without second guessing herself. Do you think I could ever date a girl who would second guess me!?!? (It's happened before, it wasn't pretty)
I realized comments get through really swiftly. I wonder if this blog can wash my dishes, vacuum the floor, and clean the laundry ? (Never mind about the "Clean the laundry part." Just act like I never mentioned it........)
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Alison, I don't think your ego is big enough. I think it's time you start talking about yourself in the third person and perhaps with an accent.
Guys, guys, you're embarrassing yourselves. This isn't about either of you. This is about ME.
Alison! You are the greatest blogger ever! I am a big fan! Please comment on my Toms Stuff Blog!
Alison's ego is not out of control, she's simply catering to out of control netgeeks who think she'd date them if only she met them.
" J. E. Howard said...
Alison's ego is not out of control, she's simply catering to out of control netgeeks who think she'd date them if only she met them.
January 21, 2009 6:56 PM"
THIS...a thousand times this!
Wait...what...she won't?!? dang...
J.E. Howard, you are completely and utterly wrong with your assessment. I would never want to date Alison. She can't even manage to pick a sofa without second guessing herself. Do you think I could ever date a girl who would second guess me!?!? (It's happened before, it wasn't pretty)
Toddrod
All I have to say is , this blog now has a countless number of people.....
I realized comments get through really swiftly. I wonder if this blog can wash my dishes, vacuum the floor, and clean the laundry ? (Never mind about the "Clean the laundry part." Just act like I never mentioned it........)
I don't know about joining Facebook, but I did join a Chess Club yesterday.
Bugs keeps spilling carrot juice on the board though, and it's really starting to tick me off. The bottom of the chess pieces are all sticky.
Harsh comments J.E.
I don't want to date Alison. I'm only in it for the hot blog groupie sex.
Brett! Me too!!
Toddrod
See that is the problem with these new bloggers, they just don't get the sarcasm that goes both ways on this blog!
I'll pick you up at 8:00 PM Alison...or is Todd's or Brett's turn? Forget you Joe, you monopolized last week!
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