You are right! That photo definitely doesn't look like you. Well, you sorta look like you, but you don't really look like you normally do. Actually this pic is what I'd think your twin sister would take if you had a twin sister. If you had a twin sister, I'd think she'd be introverted, and really into Hello Kitty. I hope the real Alison isn't into Hello Kitty cuz it would mean I really have no idea what I'm talking about.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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You are right! That photo definitely doesn't look like you. Well, you sorta look like you, but you don't really look like you normally do. Actually this pic is what I'd think your twin sister would take if you had a twin sister. If you had a twin sister, I'd think she'd be introverted, and really into Hello Kitty. I hope the real Alison isn't into Hello Kitty cuz it would mean I really have no idea what I'm talking about.
Toddrod
It seems like with each photo you take, it gets blurrier and blurrier. What's up with that?
A Ro,
You need a new camera phone--something with at least 2 Mega Pixels
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