Hard to tell, but I bet that things weighs a few pounds. Are you planning to bring it back in your carry on? Homeland Security might have something to say about it. They're pretty strict about ampersands. Pound signs and asterisks, not so much for some reason.
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I am glad you posted the picture, after you twitter I looked all through the website for that store and could find it.
Hard to tell, but I bet that things weighs a few pounds. Are you planning to bring it back in your carry on? Homeland Security might have something to say about it. They're pretty strict about ampersands. Pound signs and asterisks, not so much for some reason.
I'm not sure what you will be doing with that, but to me that is a legitimate weapon I'd like to clock someone over the head with.
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