Saturday, August 16, 2008

Sounds great, talk to my agent!

This is what my agent told me to tell people who want me to do stuff for them, if I want him involved, and then he said that he says it to his wife all the time, which I thought was pretty funny. But then I was thinking that really, "Sounds great, talk to my agent," should be the title of a blog or self-published book, don't you think?

I feel like the person writing it would be named Scott or Kevin and he would have very dark almost shellacked hair and he would live far from either coast but have summer stock experience. Also, he probably had a guest spot on Law and Order and then you'd click the screen grabs and find out that really he was just an extra on Law and Order during a trip where he came to the city for his cousin's bachelor party. His special skills would involve juggling, doing an Italian-American accent, The Alexander Technique and PowerPoint.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quote of the typical KEVIN/SCOTT cONCEPT:

"If Madonna and Prince are 50 , then I must be 10..."

---Michael Jackson

keeva said...

Normally I would comment, but my agent insists that all blog comments go through her.

Toddrod said...

I want to be an agent. I want people to call me.

Toddrod

Ted from Accounting said...

Ted, "Hey Alison would you consider tutoring me in English Comp. 101?

Ro Ro, "Talk to my agent!"

Joe said...

Alison on the phone with her agent…

Agent: What can I do for you, Alison? You just tell me, what can I do for you?

Alison: It’s a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Are you ready?

Agent: I’m ready.

Alison: Here it is. Show me the money. SHOW ME THE MONEY. Say it with me one time...

Agent: Show me the money.

Alison: Come on, you gotta yell it. You better yell it!

Agent: SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Alison: Congratulations, you’re still my agent.

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Toddrod said...

OMG I hated Jerry McGuire :)

Toddrod