I received a request for a baby manatee and as I don't have the time to give birth right now, I thought I'd just post this photo.
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Are you sure that isn't Greg's stunted half-brother Gunnar? We've never seen Gunnar out of the shoe box so it's hard to tell.
No, I guess it really is a manatee. And doesn't he/she have the two most perfectly shaped nostrils you've ever seen? Very symmetrical and evenly spaced. That's probably one of the main criteria for judging entrants in manatee beauty contests - nostril symmetry. I've noticed that women also appear more attractive if their nostrils are symmetrical. There should be more cosmetics devoted to female nostrils. Don't ya think?
Tonight I'm feeling the very first pangs of Olympic withdrawal. After 12 days of intense competition, there are no more events I'm interested in watching. Well, there's the men's marathon Sunday morning (Saturday night here). But my interest in that event is at best lukewarm.
How many days until the Winter Olympics in Vancouver??? I may create a countdown calendar. No, not really. (But they start on February 12, 2010!)
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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Are you sure that isn't Greg's stunted half-brother Gunnar? We've never seen Gunnar out of the shoe box so it's hard to tell.
No, I guess it really is a manatee. And doesn't he/she have the two most perfectly shaped nostrils you've ever seen? Very symmetrical and evenly spaced. That's probably one of the main criteria for judging entrants in manatee beauty contests - nostril symmetry. I've noticed that women also appear more attractive if their nostrils are symmetrical. There should be more cosmetics devoted to female nostrils. Don't ya think?
Tonight I'm feeling the very first pangs of Olympic withdrawal. After 12 days of intense competition, there are no more events I'm interested in watching. Well, there's the men's marathon Sunday morning (Saturday night here). But my interest in that event is at best lukewarm.
How many days until the Winter Olympics in Vancouver??? I may create a countdown calendar. No, not really. (But they start on February 12, 2010!)
Hahah this is great to start my day, thanks Alison.
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