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People say that pictures of kittens and puppies are cute, but nothing is cuter than pictures of Alison Rosen with huge tv smile and waving at the camera! So cute!
Toddrod
P.S. Is it true that women hate being called cute? That's so cute!
You know what I just noticed? I was looking at the "cute and waving" Alison picture, again (yes, I'm a little embarrassed to admit this after a few hours), and I happened to look over to the right side of the page. The normal Alison picture that we see daily is looking right at the "cute and waving" Alison pic! It's as if the everyday Alison picture is looking at "cute and waving" Alison, and thinking, "oh, you are gonna get it, buster!"
My theory is that the poofing of the hair is directly proportional to the amount of static at Fox. Little static, little poof. Lots of static, big poof.
Since Greg wasn't on the show last night, there was much less static in the studio and therefore much less poof. Less static = less poof = flatter hair.
Now would you like to hear my theory of global warming and foreign currency markets?
Didn't think so.
Seriously, I thought you looked great, Alison. I loved the top you had on.
Connversion update: Almost everything has been migrated to the new system. The internet connection works fine, but I purposely haven't activated e-mail yet.
A few key pieces of software still need to be loaded, including security software. You ALWAYS have to use protection, right? Wouldn't wanna have an accident....
Let's see.. I think I was supposed to do something with bee spit this weekend, but I'm afraid that will have to wait until tomorrow.
Oh - regarding "okay dokey smokey" and other annoying phrases. The worst of the worst is "Happy Pappy." Like when a woman turns to her husband and asks, "Happy Pappy?"
Now, I'm not a violent person and I was taught at a very young age to never hit a woman. But if I were married and my wife ever said "Happy Pappy" to me, I'd slap her. I'd have to. With extreme prejudice. And you know what? No jury in the world would convict me.
I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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People say that pictures of kittens and puppies are cute, but nothing is cuter than pictures of Alison Rosen with huge tv smile and waving at the camera! So cute!
Toddrod
P.S. Is it true that women hate being called cute? That's so cute!
You know what I just noticed? I was looking at the "cute and waving" Alison picture, again (yes, I'm a little embarrassed to admit this after a few hours), and I happened to look over to the right side of the page. The normal Alison picture that we see daily is looking right at the "cute and waving" Alison pic! It's as if the everyday Alison picture is looking at "cute and waving" Alison, and thinking, "oh, you are gonna get it, buster!"
Toddrod
My theory is that the poofing of the hair is directly proportional to the amount of static at Fox. Little static, little poof. Lots of static, big poof.
Since Greg wasn't on the show last night, there was much less static in the studio and therefore much less poof. Less static = less poof = flatter hair.
Now would you like to hear my theory of global warming and foreign currency markets?
Didn't think so.
Seriously, I thought you looked great, Alison. I loved the top you had on.
Connversion update: Almost everything has been migrated to the new system. The internet connection works fine, but I purposely haven't activated e-mail yet.
A few key pieces of software still need to be loaded, including security software. You ALWAYS have to use protection, right? Wouldn't wanna have an accident....
Let's see.. I think I was supposed to do something with bee spit this weekend, but I'm afraid that will have to wait until tomorrow.
Oh - regarding "okay dokey smokey" and other annoying phrases. The worst of the worst is "Happy Pappy." Like when a woman turns to her husband and asks, "Happy Pappy?"
Now, I'm not a violent person and I was taught at a very young age to never hit a woman. But if I were married and my wife ever said "Happy Pappy" to me, I'd slap her. I'd have to. With extreme prejudice. And you know what? No jury in the world would convict me.
Her her her her her her her her(sometimes I just like to say what I'm thinking and feeling) j/k
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That split screen shot is really cute! Do woman hate being called cute? Now, I'm confused!
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