Sunday, April 13, 2008

The best thing I heard last night

I'm not sure this will be amusing to anyone who doesn't live in Orange County, or even to anyone who does, however it was the kind of crystalline little moment that expresses so very much, including why I moved away:

"We had dinner tonight at Wing Stop. It's that new place that opened up next to Condom Revolution."

That said, I hope it doesn't sound like I'm judging OC, or looking down my nose at it, or harshing its mellow, because my relationship with this place is complex and I'm not sure I really have it figured out. There's more about me that's OC than I want to admit, something which I'm aware of now and again when I'm in New York, flashing my fake breasts at everyone. It's just what I do.

What was I saying? I forget. It's all very "wherever you go, there you are."

Except I expect to adopt some kind of new Sun Valley personality while there. I'm not sure what that will be yet.


Brent said...

At least they look real.

Ted from Accounting said...

Your writing is AWESOME! I don't even know how to comment on the Prune / Chocolate post. I came up with an Alison - Prune & chocolate kiss word play but I'll let you guess how it went!

Wish I could help with some Sun Valley advice but never been there!

Later gator!

Anonymous said...

Although Ted called you a gator, I always envisioned you more of a crocodile with the more narrow snout and higher intellectual capacity. That being said, your writing is real, and it's spectacular. You've been mentioning your breasts quite a bit in your writing as of late. Something you trying to tell us?

After awhile Crocodile!


Joe said...

Have you checked out the Condom Revolution web site - It's not just about condoms anymore. They even have some things Greg could use in his activity pit. You should bring him back a whip or a ball gag.