Wednesday, December 12, 2007

There's something

wrong with the fact that I have tears in my eyes because Lauren from The Hills gets to go to Paris. (I'm catching up on the finale)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quote of the day:

" I once had tears in my eyes when I made the tough decision to drop a friend from my group...."


Tom Anderson, Myspace Land

Anonymous said...

"Don't you cryyyy tonight, I still love you baabay!!"
Guns-n-Roses: circa early 1990ish

Michael.
La.

Anonymous said...

I was looking forward to you having some interesting stories to tell from your company christmas party. There always seems to be that one woman who has a bit too much to drink and makes a spectacle of herself. Or there's always that guy that seems to confess too much personal stuff after too much eggnog.

Michael.
La.

Anonymous said...

Alison's Blog: It's like The Dukes of Hazzard, but with less Cooter. What an awful word that is. Although a better c-word than the other!

Michael.
La.

Anonymous said...

What's up with the "Short Man Syndome?" Since you asked I'll tell you. Remember back in school there was always that little runt that kept everyone laughing. Well, this was actually a defense mechanism. If the little runt kept you entertained, then you were less likely to beat him to a pulp. But the bullies could see right through this and pounded them anyway. If you'll notice, alot of the short men are in sports like bowling, golf, darts, poker. These things require no physical fitness whatsoever. You'll also find that short men don't get into football. It makes them feel less masculine. So they give some logical excuse why they don't enjoy it. Another thing is, short men are usually very articulate. It's not they have chosen to. It's the fact that they are overcompensating. It's not your fault that you couldn't crush a grape in a fruit fault. Short men need lovin' too. And that's my six-pack abs feeling.

Michael.
La.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is a fruit fault? Don't I look like a goat.

Corrected version: that should read fruit FIGHT! I feel like one of those commercials that says. "Wanna get away?" Or "a dropped call can ruin a conversation." In this case it would be a dropped word.

Michael.
La.


La.

Ted from Accounting said...

I'm caught up to the episode before she gets the offer. I can't put my finger on it but for some reason LC is very unlucky at picking boy friends and friends in general. Going all the way back to the first season of LB. I think Whitney is probably the only normal one around her...ever!

I'm sure yours were tears of joy!