"I won't talk about vomit, but I'll talk about poo."
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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6 comments:
This should be great fun. Mr Saget has gained quite the cult folowing since his days as Danny Tanner. I always enjoyed his stand-up act. Looking forward to the interview.
I was three years old when Full House was on ABC. But what made me remember the show was the name SAGET. It reminds me of what's that word..um..um...um.. oh yeah Jacket! Because of course silly it sounds the same.
Oh no don't tell me it reminds you of that other word !!!!!!
I was three years old when Full House was on ABC. But what made me remember the show was the name SAGET. It reminds me of what's that word..um..um...um.. oh yeah Jacket! Because of course silly it sounds the same.
Oh no don't tell me it reminds you of that other word !!!!!!
I have been married to my wife for twenty two years. (Or was it twenty four if you could count that little separation we had by the courts.) That was none of your busniess by the ways. Anyways, my friend called me a "DANNY BONODUCE" because of my erratic behavior he thinks is too erratic but not to my personal standards. And now I'm hurt and crying because I am not an alcoholic, wife beater or a cheater. Please hold me tight Alison in the locality of my really colorful bus. (Really, my wife kicked me out to live in this colorful yet corroded wagon of mines.)
Yours Truly, A guy with red head and a moustache (Really nice ginger looking man that can give you free gin...I mean ginger ale.)
My love Letter :(By Mr Anonymous)
Well I want a one night stand with a bride with metalic sexy thighs.
But I can't stand alright because
I'm 'bout thirty feet high
I do believe
There's a dream for everyone
This is our country
I just drank my beer
'Thought I ran a deer
Down the tipsy highway
Back home
This is our country
Our Toy , Our Truck, Our Transformer
Optimus Prime
You remind me of a well blended concoction of the talented chanteuse Amy Winehouse and the comical Sarah Silverman put together like how peanut butter sandwiches really go with Yo Mammas Syrup (Is that what they call it).But anyway I'm sure that didn't offend you because it was a sincere complement.Doesn't the name Winehouse makes you feel like drinking cranberry juice.
By James "the Number one author who can make R.L Stine look like CENSORED" Patterson
Also read my book (which has a kiddy name of course )"Spider Spider"....
No really theres a spider in my face, help meeeeee!!!!!!
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