If a man's reach doesn't extend his grasp, what's a step stool for?
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Very profound thought. I guess my hypothetical answer would be that it is for the same reason that he buys that extra heavy-duty chainsaw or that really huge truck...his shortcomings. Of course this doesn't apply to me because I only own a small chainsaw and an F-250. Butter your toast.
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Very profound thought. I guess my hypothetical answer would be that it is for the same reason that he buys that extra heavy-duty chainsaw or that really huge truck...his shortcomings. Of course this doesn't apply to me because I only own a small chainsaw and an F-250. Butter your toast.
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