Originally I didn't want to post my Beastie Boys story here, because it was just supposed to be a little review that ended up on the cover and I was afraid of the ceaseless mocking or perhaps hatred that might barrel my way, but a surprising number of people have applauded the story, though I'm not ruling out a surprising silent majority of people who hate it, and did you know I'm so like this? And really, if I'm going to publish my opinions in public where do I get off hiding out from the reaction? I, too, wonder. Or you could just read this.
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About Me
- alison
- I am a vivacious person with effervescent thoughts and bubbly feelings, which I used to save for my diary and therapist before realizing I could share them with a million strangers, unless of course we've met before in which case remember that time we were at that place and then I did that thing? Sorry about that... Also I'm a writer, pop culture analyst/expert and regular TV guest. Care to be impressed by my credentials? Well then, from 2005—2008 I did Best Bets with Alison Rosen, a segment on WNBC's Weekend Today in New York show. I've appeared on Montel, Chelsea Lately, Hannity & Colmes, Fox & Friends and a bunch more and I'm a regular commentator on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. I wrote for the Los Angeles Times when I was 18. I'm a former Time Out New York editor. I'm a contributing editor for Page Six Magazine. I've written for a zillion publications including Rolling Stone, Maxim, Spin, People, Village Voice, New York Press, Nerve, Seventeen, Vibe, Seattle Weekly, Minneapolis City Pages, OC Weekly and Page Six Magazine. I used to play guitar in a punk band. I have naturally black hair. I won NY's Funniest Reporter competition.
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11 comments:
Alison M. Rosen.
I heard about the Beastie Boys thing, so I checked it out online. Then, because the internet is a fantastic black hole of time, sucking you ever deeper until you hit porn, I found you on MySpace. Then, I noticed that you're friends with a lot of my friends. Then I started reading all the stuff you wrote in the OC Weekly. Then I started perusing your pictures. Now I just want to make out with you.
Too bad you're in New York. It woulda been rad.
I know! Reality can be so cruel sometimes. But really, who are you? Anonymity is for assholes! (and alcoholics).
Coincidentally enough, I'm a little from column A, little from column B... Mostly I'm the dorky type that gets all melty over girls who use big words. Oh, and when they're extra good looking, it helps too.
Unfotunately, my asshole is a product of my alcoholism.
Um... That sounded really bad.
and it was a total lie.
I just thought it sounded funny.
Crap, I gotta head out to Detroit bar to talk to someone. Don't you miss Ock?
I'm guessing your smart enough to find me with a minimal amount of hinting. So if you're bored. Give me a call: 5895567
That's not my telephone number.
Ciao!
-Anonymous Alcoholic Asshole.
Confidential to AAA: I seriously have no idea. It's as if I'm some kind of retarded half-wit. I hate a good mystery.
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