tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post2986318004342220984..comments2023-08-15T05:30:19.911-04:00Comments on Alison M Rosen: Pics from Friday's Red Eye and other stuffalisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05144392169152931618noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-90205182200149881012009-05-05T17:33:00.000-04:002009-05-05T17:33:00.000-04:00Heard the amount of energy needed to run a time ma...Heard the amount of energy needed to run a time machine is more than we're capable of.<br /><br />I wonder how many Jews, ethnic, orthodox, whatever, actually limit themselves to saying G-d damn instead of God Damn. I imagine very few. <br /><br />Of course, the main reason I site my own Jewish heritage is so someone will assume I can be funny, Jewish comics and comedy writers, etc.WFGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10892786804092675170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-17856704912808437552009-04-28T16:29:00.000-04:002009-04-28T16:29:00.000-04:00I'm in the mood for a little blogging with Alison....I'm in the mood for a little blogging with Alison. Maybe I'll get lucky and get some Vlogging too.<br /><br />Apologies for the really bad innuendo. Really. I'm very very sorry.Brett Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10527544401222416455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-24059703266311821022009-04-28T11:09:00.000-04:002009-04-28T11:09:00.000-04:00Okay, so WTF Joe....where is my condensed RE clip?...Okay, so WTF Joe....where is my condensed RE clip? Arghhhhhh<br /><br />Alison, you looked SOOOOOOO beautiful in those pics! <br /><br />Dogs, ducklings, monkey death....this blog is my one stop shop for animal cuteness!Ted from Accountinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12467652986639909732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-10866560206912140292009-04-28T04:31:00.000-04:002009-04-28T04:31:00.000-04:00I just saw the movie "Marley & Me." ...I just saw the movie "Marley & Me." Man, I can't believe how sad I was at the end. People warned me, but did I listen? NoOOoOOo. I had to be a hero and watch it. I'm so ashamed.<br /><br />ToddrodToddrodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920597402224380559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-65827547827216468942009-04-27T04:06:00.000-04:002009-04-27T04:06:00.000-04:00"I once had the same experience like yours regardi..."I once had the same experience like yours regarding the mug except it had a clever pun written on it. One time I bought a mug and thought it was for coffee until I noticed it read on the front "MUG SHOT" and thought to myself the actual purpose was for binging and boozing with your college pals. "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-11756104374084467632009-04-26T23:12:00.000-04:002009-04-26T23:12:00.000-04:00I bought one of those "coffee" mugs too.I didn't k...I bought one of those "coffee" mugs too.I didn't know untill a friend told me it was a soup mug.I always felt like an idiot..but I used it for coffee anyway and soup.Now, I can feel cool and say,"ha, Alison Rosen has a coffee cup like this!"And when they say that's used for soup I can say,"Soup! it's made for ice cream." My mug has smilely faces instead of polka dots..which begs the question.If IHibernian hillbillenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-9395622326531294542009-04-26T17:00:00.000-04:002009-04-26T17:00:00.000-04:00I'll have to find out which restaurant is your new...I'll have to find out which restaurant is your new hangout so we can add it as a stop on the Reality Tour. Speaking of the Tour, June and half of July are already booked up. There's so much demand, we're going to have to add more buses! <br /><br />And I hope you realize, Alison, that as soon as you get a dog, everyone else is going to want one of the same breed. The Obama Portuguese water dog? Adirondack Towels and Scrubshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715092186321007587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-53321704335231304232009-04-26T16:07:00.000-04:002009-04-26T16:07:00.000-04:00I say, you get a duck that looks a little bit like...I say, you get a duck that looks a little bit like a dog. Genetically alter it to have glow in the dark Alison hair. Dress up like an old lady and bring the duck/dog to your regular restaurant. Order bell peppers on your braised loafer with pennies and ask for your coffee in a banana split bowl. Every once in a while, at the top of your lungs, yell out "I think I'm in love with this dog for fucksChi_Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-37024168052655557982009-04-26T14:51:00.000-04:002009-04-26T14:51:00.000-04:00I recommend you rush right out and get a patent on...I recommend you rush right out and get a patent on the DNA sequence that is your lustrous hair. <br /><br />You, or perhaps your parents who's hard work at mixing genetic material (sorry I had to go there, but this is science and science is not for the squeamish or those grossed out by parental mating) are the true owners of that DNA sequence and are entitled to control it's use in any Alison/DogBrett Jonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-1089898616354286602009-04-26T14:39:00.000-04:002009-04-26T14:39:00.000-04:00Thank you for posting photos of yourself. I couldn...Thank you for posting photos of yourself. I couldn't take looking at those Marcel Marceau proteges anymore. <br /><br />So which Alison hair will the genetically enhanced dogs get? Curly or straight?<br /><br />And since you mentioned it, we must know where you would choose to go in the time machine?Trapphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12769971635624689644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-24322542147841437892009-04-26T14:28:00.000-04:002009-04-26T14:28:00.000-04:00Alison? Eccentricity? Unfathomable! Unless, you ar...Alison? Eccentricity? Unfathomable! Unless, you are trying to act a little strange for the purposes of gaining the attention you deserve. So, by all means, you just do what you need to do. Also, remember when you only had a few (about 20) people following your blog? Look at you now! What is the recipe of your success for being a Pied Piper?<br /><br />ToddrodToddrodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920597402224380559noreply@blogger.com