tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post2831890278134742774..comments2023-08-15T05:30:19.911-04:00Comments on Alison M Rosen: The tragedy that almost happened in my kitchenalisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05144392169152931618noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-68615190344949849142008-10-05T13:31:00.000-04:002008-10-05T13:31:00.000-04:00Evidently jerkin' your Gherkin can save your life....Evidently jerkin' your Gherkin can save your life.Remmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09225642572660690476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-88368380552614324912008-10-02T17:05:00.000-04:002008-10-02T17:05:00.000-04:00You've still got tons enough wherewithal to explod...You've still got tons enough wherewithal to explode pickles out of your esophagus by yourself so take comfort in still being too young for a Life Alert® pendant even though I've heard they come in attractive colors and styles now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-76237071980827052152008-10-02T15:59:00.000-04:002008-10-02T15:59:00.000-04:00Wow, so much to work with here.First off, I'm real...Wow, so much to work with here.<BR/><BR/>First off, I'm really happy you lived to chronicle the event. <BR/><BR/>Now lets see. I could go with the "Choking on food while your alone just like Pres Bush" angle, but I'd have to weigh the cost/benefit of a Bush joke at this point (beating a dead horse and all that). Something tells me AMR wouldn't like being compared to Bush anyway.<BR/><BR/>There isBrett Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10527544401222416455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-15922577561655472402008-10-02T15:30:00.000-04:002008-10-02T15:30:00.000-04:00Alison,First of all--I'm glad you're OK.I hope thi...Alison,<BR/><BR/>First of all--I'm glad you're OK.<BR/><BR/>I hope this unfortunate and unpleasant experience doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth and put you off from enjoying pickles in the future. <BR/><BR/>When and if you're ready to try it again--remember that eating Gherkins is an Art and that with some good instruction, patience and a little practice you CAN master it. <BR/><BR/>In the Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-35002315714935567732008-10-02T07:55:00.000-04:002008-10-02T07:55:00.000-04:00Evil gherkin! How dare you! I hope Alison fed you ...Evil gherkin! How dare you! I hope Alison fed you slowly into the nearest garbage disposal so that you are now tiny microscopic bits of your former self. It would still be too good for you, my little friend. Enjoy eternity in hell!<BR/><BR/>Yet, let us not cast dispersions on all gherkins. I have found a site where gherkins can actually be entertaining: tinyurl.com/4ldr3l<BR/><BR/>Yes, I admit I Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-77890590986773122322008-10-02T05:36:00.000-04:002008-10-02T05:36:00.000-04:00Quote of the semi-catastrophe:"Pickles, Choking, a...Quote of the semi-catastrophe:<BR/><BR/>"Pickles, Choking, and COuric...hmmm. I think I got a plan...."<BR/><BR/>----Sarah Palin (Can anyone tell me the magazine ALison Rosen was once editor for ?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-62923801543003299562008-10-02T03:37:00.000-04:002008-10-02T03:37:00.000-04:00I think you should see a doctor. Maybe you are hav...I think you should see a doctor. Maybe you are having pickle reflux disorder? I dunno, but it seems serious.<BR/><BR/>ToddrodToddrodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920597402224380559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204849.post-75844462135435910712008-10-02T02:42:00.000-04:002008-10-02T02:42:00.000-04:00Wow! Glad you are ok! I know the other bloggers wo...Wow! Glad you are ok! I know the other bloggers wouldn't volunteer to do the Heimlich but I totally would...just and FYI!Ted from Accountinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12467652986639909732noreply@blogger.com